well, ok, for all my fans who do not see me at all this summer, I have decided to mildly entertain your lives with my random adventures, antics, and spasms.

Well, first of all on the very first day i arrived here, my dad was making coffee for mi madre and himself. Trouble is, he didn't put the filter on, so as i was making cereal- the coffee pot exploded. It got all over the floor, my back/me, the walls, the counter, me, the table about 5 meters from the place where the explosion occured, the calender and the phone on the wall, me, the radiator, the ceiling and....me. It got everything within a radius of 7 meters, stopping just short of the brand new white furniture my mom bought a month ago. We spent the better half of the day cleaning up grounded coffee beans.

The most recent adventure i had was today. So, valerie and i met up at the clubhouse and are talking. We were then joined up by this person james, a 5th grader Lev (who is the most adorable, smartest 5th grader EVUH), and his older brother Ilya. So valerie recieves a phone call from her grandmother that just came home to valerie's house from cherry picking asking for the keys. Weeeellll turns out the keys were left indoors. Her other grandma Rita thought that Bella (her other grandma) took it and vice versa. So I'm all like, Holy shiznaps I'm so breaking into your house again. So we depart leaving the rest of the people by shouting, Alice is going to scale some walls! So we're running to her house to find all of the guys following us. except for ilya, he decided not to leave his bike and take the long way to Valerie's house while lev james, valerie, and i took the short cut through the forest. We get the shortest ladder in the world and place it by Rita's window. Since the ladder was covered in spider webs and the carrion of flies and all that yumminess and i knew valerie best out of all of the people there, i volunteered to be the person to climb through the window. Once on top of the ladder, I carefully removed the screen, and nearly fell off the ladder. Trouble was, when the screen was removed, Lucky (valerie's dog) decided to jump to the window and stick his head out. After yelling at him for several minutes, he departed and i pulled myself to the window. I was half way through, but was having some trouble getting my legs through. So for a good 10 seconds, my butt and my legs were hanging out the other side of the window. I finally pulled myself through and landed half on Rita's bed and half on the floor. And I developed several new cuts on my leg to add on to my previous adventure of me flying off several steps. I opened the door, and we resolved everything. Ilya got lost on the way to valerie's and missed everything. We then bike rode.

Oh. My parents are having a small social gathering tomorrow. i shall proceed to read the guest list.

Ehemm

My family (4 people)
My guitar teacher (2 people)
Valerie and family (6 people)
Lisa and family (3 or 4 people)
Ilya and family (6 people)
Sarah and family (4 people, but they always bring guests)
My math tutor (5 people)
Bora my dad's friend (2 people)
Marinkbakh (2 people)
Shwartzman- the guy with the 3 year old son who plans to marry me (4 people)

and possibly more people that i have yet to hear of. And it's tomorrow. there's supposed to be a storm. so we're going to have to fit more than 30 people, over 30, 30 and above, into our living room. Guess whose going to be vacuuming the next day. Me.

So that's going to be fun.
-sigh-

MISHA AND JORDAN I MISS THEE!

Also, for some strange reason, everyone keeps telling me how sexy my legs are. And out of now where, my mom starts giving me guy advice. And when ever i sound happy over the phone, she's like, "Did you get a boyfriend!?" And random mom's are giving me the talk....